Monday, March 27, 2017

Dr. Hounchell's Theory or Life and Everything: Movies

Today's topic is movies.

Movies are those things that create moving pictures on a canvas.

But I think that film has a secret hidden function. Why is their casting for movies? Why are people so insistent on using particular actors that look like characters? Why? Why? WHY?

I'll tell you why. Because movies are trapped pocket dimensions where "Hollywood" digs for unobtainum! That's why it took JJ Abrams so long to finish Avatar! It is a reference to that. He knows. He might be the only one.

Like a ghost, film is translucent! So you can shine a flashlight through the film and see what is happening I'm the pocket dimension. Beware of Hollywood. They know.

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