Tuesday, February 14, 2017

This is NOT a Valentine's Day Post

Well, you read it at the beginning. This isn't a Valentine's Day post. This is actually a list-megaddon post about my top 10 favorite holidays.

1. Thanksgiving.
It has clearly always been the best. It is more sociable and family oriented than almost all the other holidays.

2. Leaf Erikson Day
SpongeBob, nuff said.

3. HALLOWEEN
When I can make my outside amtch my inside, even if my inside is a candy based vampire monster.c

4. Customer Appreciation day at Wal-Mart
I can wonder about drinking soda in a store. It is perfect.

5. Wednesday.
It has the best Twitter hashtags.

6. Christmas
I can ask for a helicopter and no one judges me too harshly.

7. The last Day of School
I get to listen to Schools Out by Alice Cooper non ironically.

8. July 4th
Barbaque season has begun at the hard core level.

9. Easter
They play Hop on TV and Hop is a masterpiece.

10. Tomorrow
Anything could happen tomorrow, so I've covered by bases.

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