This is Dr. Hounchell's Theory of Life and Everything, today's topic, pencils.
Pencils are a tool of destruction. Being that they are made of wood, and they write on paper from trees. A pencil has a hard time writing on much less, so obviously people who use pencils hate trees.
And they are filled with graphite from the ground. So pencils were clearly put here by the Devil. Or something.
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