Stretch armstrong
He isn't tall, but he'll get long
And he'll get along with Ben
His dumb but nice friend
In the past when they were kids
Creating science things
And teleporting and such
Living a lie and destroying a school
Thinking science nerds and lame movies are cool
Flash forward
Flash forward
You you flash bored
Continue to creates team
Of characters that are oh so lame
They can't deliver lines
Their powers are ill-defined
They aren't charasmatic
On stage or with each other
Prepare to roll your eyes harder
The climax is lackluster
And so was this wannabe blockbuster
With that and this dull lie
I give this movie -3 out of 5
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