Saturday, January 7, 2017

Dr. Hounchell's Theory of Life and Everything: Alternate Realities

Today we are talking about Alternate Realities and the way I know they exist. Sure other false bloggers will make the case that they know how or how alternate realities exist.

Maybe two universes stacked like paper touching each other is an explanation of a black hole. Sure that makes sense, because why not. Yet, I am not going to argue that logic, because I am not a science person born in science city.

Instead, I will merely say that I know that they must exist. I have only one piece of evidence, but I know it is a very sound piece of logic. On an application for an entry job that could turn into a career, there is sometimes a line that states that you cannot have the job unless you have x amount of year experience.

How could it be an entry level job, if you have to have previous experience? The answer? Alternate reality. Every entry level job has previously existed in an alternate reality and they aren't going to let people from our reality have them, because they are fronts for reality switching companies like pepsa-colo? Never heard of it? That's because it doesn't exist. At least not here. OOOOOOHHHH!

No comments:

Post a Comment

Poetic Movie Review of The Proposal

 There are three types of RomComs There's the ones that are corny The kind that are raunch and porn-y Then there's ones filled with ...