Wednesday, November 2, 2016

Poetic Review of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoneix

Okay, so there is a family tree
Some building between two buildings
The longest book in the series gets cut into one film
Harry's scar gets wifi to Voldemort
Creating the flashback subplot
Who would've thought?
Umbridge who is a bridge
Between looking like a bake sale mom
And someone who will cut your heart
End everything with a wizard stand off
They cute so much from this
It is hardly the same
I guess if Harry is in it
Then whose gonna throw a fit
I am looking you Cursed Child
Am I the only one that thinks these movies are moderate to mild
Whatever, the actors are getting super old
And so are the rules of this weird weird world
3 out of five
Because I speak my mind

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