Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Dr. Hounchell's Theory of Life and Everything: Clocks

 Today's Topic is Clocks. Clocks are designed specifically to get you in trouble.

Time is 100% arbitrary. Some of us have set are clocks forwards specifically to be early for everything.

I could say, lets meet at 1:12 but on the living room clock. The living room clock could say 1:11 but the entire universe may think it is 3:56.

Clocks are instead designed to be infinitely tonight to cause trouble. School time and work time are never correct or the same. They are always off by a million seconds or something.

Don't worry about it, our time will come.

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