1. I used to go to the store to buy groceries, now I go to the store to see people argue about cereal.
2. Speaking of cereal, I heard the trip rabbit is talking to an Irishman about going to the moon for frosted flakes.
3. I keep a box of lucky charms in my glove compartment, so that if I crash, I feel
Lucky I have food.
4. Can you go ahead and jump to the other side of the pool, because water makes my eyes burn while I look at you.
5. Go ahead make my photo with lettuce.
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