Friday, October 28, 2016

Dr. Hounchell's Theory of life and everything

Today's Topic: Notifications

So, have you ever wondered why some people are so into looking at your phones. Aside from the fact that they can get instant gratification from looking at a screen, or learning something or playing a game or liking something impersonally.

I have a different idea. So, notifications? Right? Right? That little bleep bloop bleep yeea sound? Well, o think that it gives the two specific groups of people gratification.

Extroverts can be social without having to leave, if they are lonely. (They are always lonely) and the other people whatever they are called, get to interact with people.

Don't believe me? Just turn your notifications off? Comment on someone's Facebook who is right in front of you. They'll grab their phone, those addicts.

You got learned.

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