#ThislikeThat
A tissue and a shark are so so similar, let me explain.
Tissues are like sharks because, I wouldn't want to get into water with either one. I'd be upset if either bit off my leg. Both are eerily soft. Both can be white. And finally, Sharks are Like Tissues because people wipe their face with tissues when they are sad, but since I am me, I wipe my face with sharks. I'm a man, man.
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