Friday, September 30, 2016

Dr. Hounchell's Theory of Life and Everything: Breakfast

Ever wondered what a balanced breakfast is?

Let me tell you!

Commercials and parents are always talking about balanced breakfast. But for some reason that includes handfuls of sugar, and a pretend cupcake.

See a cereal commercial and it tells you, part of a balanced breakfast. It is marshmallows and sugary sawdust, what is balanced with? Does it just mean balanced on the table, probably? I must send a letter to Lucky Charms and ask them to tell me what I need to balance my breakfast.

Eggs? Toast? Orange juice? Milk? Apple? Glass of water? Oatmeal?

Because if so, then cereal is just lies. It is hardly white weird liquid mixed with ground up plants and saw dust. Meh, what do I know.

1 comment:

  1. The real question....who decides this whole balanced eating thing and who exactly do they think they are??

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