Mayo of Burgah Tahown Redux

I am the Mayo of Burgah Tahown
When you are here, try not to frown
The Hotdogs bark and chase their buns
Trying to catch their ketchup tails in the sun
Bacon proposes to Patty with an onion ring
She says yes, because of course she would
They'll relish the sound of the Taco Bell's ring
Their first dance is the salsa
Her dress if made of bright blue cotton candy
Seeing this makes an old mayo sing
Then they chi chi real smooth
It's a Sunny D AY out in the world
Cheese Louise knitted them a fine Swiss blanket
And they Swiss roll out in style
I love you honey, they say
As they roll to their honey moon pie
It's great to be the Mayo kind of guy