1. People who are on their phones while at registers
2.People who say I can only have one free sample
3. Pop cans that are exploded on top
4. Things that make me itchy
5. That one ingrown hair in my cheek
6. People who write checks
7. Children who wont pledge to me as their eternal leader
8. Merchants who sold me "fast acting poison" that takes more than 10 minutes to act.
9. People who want to talk to me for 10 minutes that they should be poisoned
10. Any flavor milk that isn't chocolate
Seriously though, if an actor came on the set of a play, ans then he sat there doing nothing for 10 minutes, you would leave. You didn't to watch someone not act for 10 minutes. It is called fast acting poison for a reason.
Disclaimer: I don't usually if ever poison people.
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