Six More Original Sentences

1. Well I think that Justin Beiber would make a better Pope.

2. Have you ever thought about how eating a handful of sunflower seeds is like eating a handful of plant babies that we've cooked and salted?

3. Third grade was the best year of my life.

4. The two blueberry muffins fathered in chocolate syrup, easily slipped into the HIpp without being seen, and left with pancake hats.

5. Would you call someone who really like the Cistine Chapel, a ceiling fan?

6. I think broccoli would make this bacon pizza the best thing Ive ever had.