Ever thought, "Man, every single sentence possible has already been said?" Yeah right. I'll prove it.
Look Napolen, that French breadstick just became a pirate for the Prussian military by spanking a pig in a cowboy hat with a roll of quarters that looks vaguely like the legendary sword Excalibur if it were painted to look suspiciously, but accurately like a demon Dalmatian with octopus teeth.
Proved it.
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Kong is being held against his will Humans need his help with Kaiju They strap him to a big ass boat And Godzilla attacks from the ocean f...
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This last weekend, I went to get caffeine, because I (like many people) have a caffeine addiction. Upon reaching my destination, I called my...
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