Friday, June 10, 2016

Original Sentences

Ever thought, "Man, every single sentence possible has already been said?" Yeah right. I'll prove it.

Look Napolen, that French breadstick just became a pirate for the Prussian military by spanking a pig in a cowboy hat with a roll of quarters that looks vaguely like the legendary sword Excalibur if it were painted to look suspiciously, but accurately like a demon Dalmatian with octopus teeth.

Proved it.

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