Dear Cheerios,
Thank you so much for being the 'o's of cereal. Thanks for tasting like cardboard. I will admit, you taste quite a bit better with a half pound of sugar. If cereal was people, you would be the tragically normal tasting Fruit Loops. Like a guy who sells rugs, named James Bond.
Thanks,
Alex
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