Burgah Tahown Reboot

I am thee Mayo of Burgah Tahown
Don't believe me? You can come on down!
Our paper is made of Lettuce
Our people are made of beans
They all hale from Boston
And each bean is a librarian
The Kidney Beans are Doctors
Bean people have bean brains
And that really stinks
Where you bean? They say
"I'm a bean everyday!"
Being a being made of be-ans
Is really kind of mean?
Chesus, you've come for bean people
"Buritt-no."
And Chesus hangs with his dough
Little bean people with little bean brains
Each more and more lame
Each more and more the same
A bean today
A bean yesterday
A bean everyday.
Layered in sweat I awake
The Mayo of Burgah Tahown cannot take
A nightmare so unreal
Some of my best friends are bean people.