I'm the Mayo of Burgah Tahown
In my place, the burgahs never frown
Now, I'm running for president
Keeping things fresh like William Spearmint
I want Garlic to be Treated like onion!
And sour cream and onion funions
My rival Donald Turnip may want to make us great
I just want food on everyone's plate
The world doesn't have to be a corny maze of maize
Instead it can be hamazing
Glaze yourself in satisfaction
Because I'm about to win this election
Miracle whip the competition
Until the feel the burn of Jalapeno
Because these other politicians have to go!
Because I am the Mayo!
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