The Devil was offering you a chance of a lifetime. A deal with the Devil could get you out of this crappy job and Take you somewhere meaningful. You went to sign the contract, but the Devil grabbed your hand, and she snickered. "Look to that old woman and say, I just got bamboozled by Satan's sister Vil De."
You had heard of Satan's sister. She pretended to offer deals to unsuspecting people, but then it just turned out to be a prank show. "I just got bamboozled by Vil De." Vil De started to grow bright red, and you realized your mistake. By saying her name, you had given her Hella good powers. Her arms grew long and slender, and she slashed your ear clean off.
"Ear catching bonus!" The people screamed!
You realized that you were no cursed to be on a crazy prank show because of your loose morals. You should have kept them tighter.
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