Silly Saturday is about relaxing. To help you relax, I have some jokes.
Two strains of the flu walk into a bar... I'm not feeling good about this one.
I've been trying to think about a joke involving chairs, but I think I'll sit this one out.
A mosquito and a vampire are both waiting for the bus in the rain. This joke sucks.
What did one ice cube say to the other? Nothing ice cubes don't talk.
If you have two oranges in one hand, two apples in one, and a handful of grapes in the the other, what do you have? Three hands.
What do you spider that can fly? A Nightmare
Two electrons walk into a bar... I'm feeling negative about this one.
How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how tall they are.
Why couldn't the pirates go to the movie? Because they were banned from coming into town
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There are three types of RomComs There's the ones that are corny The kind that are raunch and porn-y Then there's ones filled with ...
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Kong is being held against his will Humans need his help with Kaiju They strap him to a big ass boat And Godzilla attacks from the ocean f...
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This last weekend, I went to get caffeine, because I (like many people) have a caffeine addiction. Upon reaching my destination, I called my...
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