Another Invention: C-Mail (Sea-Mail)

So, we have email's. The e obviously stands for electronic, and as infinitely interesting as this may be, I believe it to be an impersonal method of communication. At the same time, it lacks a certain amount of wonder that I get when I open a physical letter.

So let's start a two fold business. We will call it C-Mail. It is about throwing bottles into the ocean with messages written inside of them, and whatever contact info written inside into the ocean.

This is two fold, because it would allow for excitement of opening a normal letter and gaining a pen pal, and it would force people to pick trash out of the ocean.

Am I a genius? Yes. Millionaire in 6 months. Perfect.