Friday, December 11, 2015

Fantastic Friday: Part B!

Here is the second choice of Contractual Obligations, which will be the only multiple choice novel in existence.

B. You went to sign the contract with a nearby pen, but she slapped the pen out of your hand. You noted that she had slapped you hard enough that it burned ever so slightly. “Anyone can sign your name with a pen.” She said with a low growl. “I need you to sign with your DNA.” She handed you a pushpin, and you pricked your finger and signed the contract. “Excellent.”
The ground behind your register began to crack open, revealing hundreds of feet below red figures dancing around a pool of lava. You found that you were firmly locked in place despite the desire to want to leave. You fell, and shortly you found yourself burning in eternal pain.

Even through the flames that caked your eyes, you could see your old bland life through the crack. You wanted to go back, but you had signed your life away.Your new album would be titled Screaming Head/Burning Eyeballs. It was mostly filled with music of you screaming in agonizing pain. It did not have an ending. It continued eternally.

4 comments:

  1. This begs the question. Could you sign the paper with a piece of your hair?

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  2. This begs the question. Could you sign the paper with a piece of your hair?

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  4. If you spat on the paper in disgust... Did you give consent to the Devil?

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