Unsuccessful Ventures

IDEAS THAT DIDN'T PAN OUT

• Peanut Better, sprayable peanut butter
• Time Traveling socks
• Praying to lesser deities to help me pass math
• Chanting
• Attempting to find gold in the backyard
• learning to swim
• Sweeping the lawn
• Taking my plants for a walk
• Reading the dictionary front to back
• Reading the dictionary from back to front
• Reading a dictionary in any way
• Writing a book with the letter O
• Learning to levitate
• Putting curses on my enemies
• Substituting a soda stream for syrup and seltzer water
• Not talking for a whole day
• Whispering
• Sincerity 
• Trying to find the answer
• Making problems to find answers for 
• Being friends with Zach Wamego
• Running a mile in under way too much time
• Not flying into the sun
• Marvel picking my story up
• Anyone picking my story up