Frylock's Rules of Stealing

The first rule of stealing is simple. Never steal exactly what you want. Always steal partial amounts of things you do not want.

Are you after a prized ruby? Well, steal some other jewelry, and steal the toilet seat, and some bread, and the knobs from cabinets.

Why? They, whoever they may be, do NOT need to know what you are attempting to steal. Knowing what you stole, makes it entirely too easy to figure out who you are. Make it look random. Make it look strange, and they may never know who you are.

Cast greater invisibility on your motive.