Today's topic is Thanksgiving.
Thanksgiving is a time for giving... And thanks and giving thanks. Why though?
Well, Thanksgiving was created because space aliens came to the Earth to steal our turkeys. These same aliens were incapable of being thankful, so we give thanks to stage off the aliens. Then we eat turkey anyway.
Why do aliens like birds?
Ask yourself, why do you like birds?
Face your moral delima!!!
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