This movie is bad
Not in the good way
But rather sad bad
I feel lied to
Because this wasn't what I was promised
This wasn't a disaster movie
It had more to do
With government conspiracy
That being said
The writing was atrocious
Worse than the worst
An 11 year old that talks like an adult?
I don't know whose at fault
It didn't know what it was
A comment or what
Was it supporting a cause?
The writing was thinking veiled
And anti-fun
Ten minutes in, and I was halfway done
Nothing is of consequence
The characters hardly matter
The diaster is just there
Loading in the background
Kill the codes
Kill them
With their bad dialogue
And silly exposition
And mysterious opposition
Nothing is interested in the movie
Not even the actors
Because of this, it left me bored
Wishing I was watching Core.
With that in mind
-5 out of 5
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