Friday, March 31, 2017

6 Original Sentences about Bears

1. Vampire bats were interesting, but in the woods of night, there were sometimes vampire bears who always eat mushrooms covered in gravy.

2. Bears could solve all of the world's problems, if they weren't being lazy and eating space honey.

3. The fire couldn't destroy the home, because the time bears were barely there, so this time could not fire.

4. Two bears and a box of thin mints gained sentience and argued about which Girl Scout cookies were best.

5. 10 years in the future and human and bear kind of survived everything, even the rising of the sunspots.

6. Why isn't there an emoji of a bear with a jetpack?

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