Some corporate executive said
Let's make a thanksgiving flick
And some other people said OKAY
The movie will be about a bird
A time traveling bird, in case you wondered
Leading a bunch of maniacs
To his time machine in the past
The movie has hardly a redeeming quality
Besides being the one Thanksgiving children's movie
The time travel doesn't make sense
It's hard to see its angle, because it stays in the fence
The characters aren't likable or fun
It's mostly a revenge flick and then its done
Almost like the movie Chicken Run
Your typical plot
Done without a thought
We will kill you turkeys
Oops now they have weapons they might hurt me
To say the least
It is a preamble to a thanksgiving feast
And as bad as it might be
I stand by the movie being worth a see
For as bad as it is
It stuck with me just because
Negative three stars out of positive five
Because some movies are better dead than alive
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