Poetic Review of I am Bread

Perhaps it is weird, I cannot say
I'm already weird anyway
Imagine you are a slice of bread
You heard what I said
There are strange mechanics
That might make you a bit manic
You'll have to get a hang of it
And you''l be spider-maning in a bit

Sure the goal is to be toast
And you move like you're possessed by a ghost
It might be simple with little story
Like the Canadians say, you won't be sorry
It is a concept never seen before
You'll play it once and then some more
Go ahead and explore

It also has a good soundtrack
Perhaps repetitive
But despite being one player, it is competitive
 If you aren't dead
Even if you are
You might like I am Bread
4 out of Five Star