Devolve Devil

    You could easily sign the contract, that much is completely true and it is also completely up to you! I mean as the narrator, I would strongly suggests that you do not attempt to make a deal with the Devil herself. Granted you may be able to accomplish something but the likelihood is very low! But hey, you do you.
    So, you extended your hand. You rotated around, and you were holding a gold coated white Holy Heaven Gun. It was literally the only thing in the entire world that would kill the Devil, other than the magic of a lumberjack. Your personal soundtrack was now full of guitar riffs and heavy bass beats.
    You were always such a good person, and you knew you were going to do the right thing, no matter what some narrator said. You placed the gun, barrel facing towards the Devil andyou laughed, just as you envisioned. "I'm going to ask you once. Leave now."
    The Devil reached into her purse and she pulled from it the sharp handle of a dagger. Instinctively, you shot her in the stomach. The Devil exploded into a brilliant flash of fire. And you found yourself slowly being consumed by the red skin that had been coating her. Soon, you were going to be the Devil.