Hot Hot Recipe for all the people who Like it Hot

This shall be an experiment. I shall write a recipe.

Food Stuff!

Some Jalapeño cream cheese
8 large crescents
Sausage
Apple jam? Butter?
Habanero Almonds (any amount)

Steps and what not!

1. Cook the sausage, in a skillet or on the hood of a car.

2. Unroll the the crescents and spread the cream cheese in there.

3. Put the sausage in the crescents now and roll 'em up tight, because the cream cheese will escape. Or at least try to.

4. Put crescents in over for... 18ish minutes. Or until they look delicious. One will happen.

5. Boil the Applebutter/jam with a bit of water, and the habanero Almonds.

6. Once it is thick like a sauce, fish out  the Almonds and paint it on your crescents.

7. Eat it.

8. Savor it.