Moon Man Mike: A Short Story

There once was a man named Mike, who loved on Earth and owned shoes. His shoes connected to earth, ad they should. He had a normal hair cut. And he had a normal life.
However, one day when Mike was walking down the street, his shoes no long stuck to the Earth, and he began to float away. At first, he could grab the grass, but it could not hold his weight. Instead, he grabbed the trees, but his grip was not tight enough.
Mike was doomed to float into the sky. He floated away like a carnival balloon, and he floated further than the largest dog could see. He continued until he could see the Great Wall of China and then beyond.
Eventually, Mike Found himself one the moon, connected by his shoes. He stepped around and through, enjoying the view. Now, Mike had no choice, but to live in the moon. So, he dug a tunnel, and he built a home.
Mike in the Man in the Moon. That's his face on the pale rock in the sky. He doesn't leave often, because the meteors have it out for him.
For the most part, he does very little other than live on the moon. Often enough, Mike does his best to help astronauts and lost aliens. And they think he is a nice guy.
Someday, Mike hopes to go home. Maybe he'll buy new shoes.