Top 10 Things to Shoot out of a Cannon that Aren't Cannonballs

1. Bunnies
Why? Because bunnies are cute and soft, so if the impact doesn't kill, the explosion of cuteness will.

2. The 2001 Oscar for Best Animated Feature
It's heavy, And it is just strange enough to cause someone's brain to explode!

3. Grapefruit
It ain't like you're going to eat them.

4. Quarters
Hey? You're trying to kill them, you should pay your respects early.

5. Copies of Spyro Orange for Gameboy Advance
I just want like 100 copies of the game, so I can shoot them out of a cannon.

6. Magnets
You can rip their weapons right out of their hands and into the far distance.

7. Sawblades
When Cannon Balls won't quite cut it.

8. VHS Copies of Speed
You are going to want your weapons to move fast, right? What's faster than a bus that can't slow down?

9. Alphabet Soup
Do I need to spell it out for you?

10. A Texas Instrument Calculator
Because high schools still make people buy those.