Saturday, August 26, 2017

Poetic Movie Review of Hitman's Body Guard

Body Guard for a hitman
Believe or not that's the pitch
That's the plan
Take good and evil
Turn it on it's head
Though there is cursing galore
Perhaps even to spare
Perhaps the plot is thin
If not bare
It's not about either of those
It's about the characters
Not the foreshadowing
Or the easy plot
Not about whether they'd be caught
It isn't the romance
The suspense
Looking back, this may not be a movie at all
Hmm, I wish I could tell if it was
I'm a critical so this is hard, because ...
Let me regroup and rethink
Smell through the stink
The choreography is great
And I truly appreciate
Deadpool and Nick Fury
In the same movie
With this in mind
I give this movie 1 out of 5


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