5 Stories About Eclipses

1. The elephant eclipsed my view of the rhino in my background playing a pickup game with Jordan.

2. An eclipse of the heart is really just your lungs lining up with your spleen to overshadow your heart.

3. The eclipse created a gap in the universe, allowing people to see what monsters they had slowly became due to pollution.

4. When the sun opened up in the sky, it was the first time we understood that an eclipse was a cover for Cosmonauts to land on the moon.

5. What did Terra say to Luna, when she stood in front of him: "you're blocking my sun."