Who doesn't like burning trash all over their yard.
2. Hotdogs.
Who doesn't like meat byproducts covered in ketchup.
3. Explosions
Who doesn't like losing a thumb. Fish don't have thumbs and they do just fine.
4. Four
Independence Day comes in a time when there isn't a holiday for a while, so that's nice.
5. Waiting.
Who doesn't like waiting to watch money literally go up in flames.
6. Flags.
Because I love how great flags look as a fence between me and my neighbors.
7. Day Of the Living Banker
Because who doesn't like old fogies in white wigs hanging out with you and your friends.
8. Abraham Lincoln
I love this guy.
9. Lemonaid
People drink this and beer on the four and I love drinks.
10. Hamburgers.
Who doesn't like circles of brown meat! Covered in squares of salty yellow milk. Covered again the blood of a fruit.
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