But do you know why?
Because the premise is the title
It wasn't dreamt up by a genius or science guy
Then point is there's a snake
And the snake is absurdly large
And it's about to take charge
It goes on a rampage
Akeen to King Kongs rage
Squeezing the life
From the dull casts eyes
Why are they surprised
Don't they realize
The music gives the snake away
Haven't they seen Jaws, anyway?
It could have been avoided if they'd just left
That would be too easy, none for them said
It's a B-List horror movie
The biggest of it's kind
At least in it's time
The smart premise don't this year
Would be about a half snake, half bear, with elephant ears
So I least it is understated
And that is understood
With this in mind
I give this movie
1 out of five
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