Wednesday, June 7, 2017

You want another invention?

This one is going to blow off your socks. It is super simple too.

It is a rubber seal that allows doors to be slammed without the Hassel of loud noise. Why is this important?

I don't know. So that you can be angry but you don't wake everyone in the world. And so that automatic shutting doors don't shut loudly either, making it easier for everyone.
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1 comment:

  1. UnknownJune 7, 2017 at 2:35 PM

    I would like to request a trial copy and I will test it for you in exchange for getting to keep the rubber seal on my door!

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