Original Sentences About Soup

1. Soup is the answer to all questions, as long you never explicitly wanted the correct answer.

2. I thought that I'd never be able to defeat my inner demons, but I defeated them with a healthy bowl of tomato soup.

3. To know something is to choose to drink your soup with a straw, instead of hitting with an orange.

4. In an anti gravity situation people say, "Waiter, my soup is flying."

5. Liquid, broth, the spirits of several chickens, theses are the ingidients for the perfect bowl of soup but Master Chef added an extra ingidient: salt.