Thursday, March 23, 2017

Top 10 Best Cheeses: List-megaddon

1. 10 year old aged cheddar.

This cheese is not only sharp, but it is so good that I wouldn't eat more 4mm cube if I were you. Or you will never be able to poop.

2. Aged Gouda

Sorry, but aged cheese is just delicious. I can't be mad, you know.

3. Smoked Gouda

Smoke and cheese. It is a match made in a hellscape that I'd be okay to live in.

4. Pepper Jack
Cheesey? Peppery? It is like the jalapeno cheddar bites but reversified

5. Swiss

Swiss has holes in it and holes is a good movie.

6. ASIAGO

Makes me feel all fancy to say and it is all crumbly and such

7. Nacho

I have no reason. It is merely a food with a cheese named after it.

8. Cream cheese

It can be cake? Cake? Cake? CAKE!

9. Provolone

It is like a tortilla made of cheese. Put been dip in there! Screw the rules!

10. Colby

Supah chill cheddar and we know how I feel about cheddar.


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