Cotton Candy Quilt

You like crime? But you don't like jail? Good news, you only go to jail if you fail. (Do not try crime, because I didn't suggest it.)

If you don't like jail, but think crime is for you, then I suggest this to you.

Make cotton candy. I believe it is done by putting sugar into a dryer or something.

Now, turn that into yarn! Now stitch that into a quilt! Sell it for lots of money and don't tell anyone that it is sugar.

You just made a cool amount of money, probably like $300?

Anyway, ti is a lot of work, so probably not very worth the crime.