1. Do not offer someone a tic tac and say, "because your breath is bad." or any version of that sentence. Instead, say something like,
"I thought you might like one of these"
2. If someone says take a tic tac, try very hard to take only one.
3. If you are to accidentally take two or three tic tac, please do not put them back into the box, you have offered your germs a nesting ground and no one wants a nesting ground for germs.
4. First suck on tic tac, then chew. No barbaric crunching of rocks, please.
5. Make sure your tic tac box is secured in your pocket, or you may be rattling around during a funeral.
6. Never mix tic tac, just because the world demands it.
7. A tic tac is a weapon when put in a straw, so eep that in mind.
8. There can never be too many tic tacs in your mouth. Granted there can indeed be too many in your throat.
9. If you eat a tic tac by a group of people that is less than four people, you are obligated to offer each of them a tic tac, but if it is four or more people, you do not and should not offer them one.
10. When you talk with a tic tac in your mouth put it under your tongue, no one wants to see that weird dying sugar egg.
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