Hello, it's AM in the PM. Here to read you another poetic movie review. This ones of Resident Evil: The Final Chapter Just For You
The Final Chapter
The Final Chapter
The Title itself induces laughter
Even ends itself on a semi-cliffhanger
It is generic to say the least
Makes Nine Lives
Seem like a Nine Course Feast
Though it gets points for originality
It is docked for the protagonists invincibility
It loses points here and there
For jump scares without fear
It goes through the motions, which is fine
I didn’t expect it to be the best of its kind
Still, it seems so drawn out
Sometimes, I wonder if I know what it’s about
The movie feels without light
Making the CGI look “right”
There’s never any real danger or suspense
Everything is artificially tense
The characters, their thoughts
The past movie drop spots
To the point that they feel like robots
Though filled with action
It’s just a distraction
From a bare bones plot
And what amounts to a joke
In the end though, it has a surprise
A twist before my very eyes
Interesting, not enough to redeem
Almost like it was all a dream
It’s premise it now outlast
Still a nice homage to better movies in the past
With this all in mind
This movie gets a quarter out of five
Now, it's time for a movie haiku,
A movie with heart
A stranded man and a corpse
And a hell of farts
You know I'm always here for you in the nighttime, this AM in the PM signing off.
Now, it's time for a movie haiku,
A movie with heart
A stranded man and a corpse
And a hell of farts
You know I'm always here for you in the nighttime, this AM in the PM signing off.
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