Age of ExtensionMore like Age of Stinkin'
Micheal Bay continues creating bad shots
While mixing it with terrible plot
Even with four subplots
90 minutes in, it isn't one thought
The movie attempts to play into Beast Wars
But that aspect isn't at its core
Mindless action in the raw
Let's explain Romeo and Juliet Law
The lighting is neither hero nor there
The characterization is completely bare
Thought I've seen all four movies
They seem all the same
I can't even remember the hero's names
Explosion after explosion
Bay knows how to keep the motion
As bad as it is, its at least nice to look at
Even so, it's kind of meh
One star out of five
This movie kills my vibe
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