Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Dr. Hounchell's Theory of Life and Everything: Table

I'm Doctor Hounchell, Doctor of Everything.

Today's topic is tables.

Look at the closest table, if you cannot see one, merely imagine it. Is it smooth? Long? Nearly rectangular? Has legs? Sits on the floor? If it has less legs and is floating in the sky, you are not thinking of a table.

Why do tables exist? Aren't they a lot like a chair? Why would you separate these two in your mind? Why would we seperate them at all? We could just make a tabair or chable.

My running theory us actually that people used to sit in the dip.

Easy!

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