Star Wars Mythology is Four Sentences

So, a long long time ago far far away, there was a boy who was conceived via the Force and a lady. He was supposed to bring balance to the force, but instead he became a crazy robot with asthma and a vendetta. He had a son and daughter, who separated at birth. One became a princess and the other eventually became a Jedi, who used the power of the force to kill asthma robot.