Saturday, October 1, 2016

Poetic Review of Jumper

A movie about teleportation
He has powers without explanation 
He can teleport from here to there
Drowning is his fear
Robs a bank
Makes mistakes
Gets pushed by Nick Fury
And it causes him to worry
Space time mumbo jumbo 
Explained to me like I'm a dumbo
The special effects
Is suspect
The plot at times feels manufactured
With dialogue that is sometimes fractured
If you like science things without science
Then get this movie with a TV and form and an alliance
Watch it
Forget it
It is bad
So what, it makes me less sad
It's a bank Robbin teleporting maniac 
Dodges Nick Fury and bullets: frantic
One star
It was fun, and I'd watch it in a car. 
 

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