Masquerading as a horrible
Movie
That you won't want to see
It's easy to ruin
With terrible special effects brewin'
It isn't scary
Like a forest fairy
The premise
Is so ridiculous
You'll make a fist
Watch it, make a list
It'll be comprised of bad plot
Poor planning and though
Shallow characters and thin motivation
A horror movie desperation
It is one step away
From being the most laughable movie of our day
If it had been marketed differently
It would be worth seeing
As it is, it is the Ring sensation
Mixed with the Final Destination
So as far as I care
One star seems fair
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