Dr. Hounchell's Theory of life: Writing

Today's Topic: Writing

So, you want to be a writer, huh? Let me explain how easy it is in 4 easy to follow steps.

1. Pick something vaguely interesting to write about. Like vampire cheese or ghost chairs. Basically any two things. Wizards and school. Aliens and cowboys.

2. Now, pick up a column of metal or plastic or wood that can hold or be dipped in a liquid that appears on paper.

3. Find paper or paper like object. Try not to write it on beef or turkey jerky.

4. Start writing on it and try not to stop. Preserverence is the only thing you need. Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches right into the back of my dragula.

Now, you can do it.