Dr. Hounchell's Guide to Life: How to Make PBJ

Ever wondered how to make a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich?

I can help.

First take a slice of bread from the bread tree in front of your house. Then take the other two slices from the bread tree in your backyard.

Move back to your kitchen space. I keep mine in the refrigerator.

Politely ask your aunt Susan's cat if it will send you grape jelly via mail. Of it will not, you will have to interrogate a bottle of wine to get the information you need.

Once you have your jelly, throw it away and buy some Jam. Jeez.

Finally, find some peanuts in your local art gallery and ask them to step into a blended.

Now blend until smooth.

Now add every else into the blender and blend it with yogurt.

Success! You made something with your hands, I assume.